you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
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