Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
There is a huge fucking spider in my bathroom....I can just burn our apartment down right? What do you need me to grab?
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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