Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
You called me at 4am shouting drunk shit about Poland and asking me to 'come out and play.' Where the fuck were you?
Poland
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
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