I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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