Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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