he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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