Fyi I let myself into your place, I'm wearing some of your clothes in your bed. Come take them off
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
You know you're sufficiently drunk when the 411 dude just says, "Fuck it! I'll Google that shit for you, what movie do you want to see?" and proceeds to give you showtimes for 3 different theatres.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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