Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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