Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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