I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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