I'm lost and stupid without you.
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
He just walked up to me in the kitchen, pulled out his penis and stuck it in my sweatpants pocket.
It was probably cold. Sweatpants pockets are notoriously warm.
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
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