No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
Dude, we got to the strip club as they were closing, and you starting crying because, and I quote, "This is the closest to birthday sex I'm gonna get."
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
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