He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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