My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
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