We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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