I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
Randomize
