Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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