Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Hey when I die alone will you come by often enough so that my cats don’t eat my face?
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
I queefed so loud it echoed.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
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