3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
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