You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I think I just saw someone hide a body.
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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