so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
Why does my car smell like burnt toast?
I take it you don't remember trying to make grilled cheese with your cigarette lighter...
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
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