You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
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