Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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