She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
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