Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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