My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
Randomize
