I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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