'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
No I am not eating basil off your cock
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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