He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
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