Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
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