do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
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