He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
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