The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
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