your thong is hanging out like whoa
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
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