everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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