i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
Threesome in a minivan. New low
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
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