I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
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