She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
Less talking, more tequila
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
Randomize
