my dad wants uyo to call him right now...reverse drunk dialing
apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
Two words: blizzard sex
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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