try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
New all-time record for most uncomfortable I've ever been. A midget just asked me to restrap his fanny pack in the bathroom.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
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