so..some girl walked up to me on the porch last night. She came to apologize for peeing on our lawn a few days ago. I just looked at her and said it was ok, she wasn't the first.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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