So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
...
Exactly.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
Randomize
