My brain says no but my pants say off.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
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