Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
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