question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
it was almost as awkward as hearing my parents on friday nights in 2 in the morning starting, and than hearing at 2:01 my dad getting up and my mom going "i should have married a man"
I hate myself for saying your mom and I have the same friday nights.
don't worry... so do I
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
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