I'm curled up in a ball on the floor of my office with the lights off. I hope no one notices. No more open bar. Woof.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
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