I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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