anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
You attract beautiful men with jobs. I attract ONE WITH A SOUL PATCH.
it was a sexy soul patch.
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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