My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
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