is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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