Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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